Marty, the juggler, is driving to his next performance on Highway 277 in Texas.
Suddenly he hears police sirens and a moment later the cop in the cruiser signals for him to stop.
The cop checks out the inside of the car and asks, “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?”
Marty answers, “I’m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.”
“Oh yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Let’s see you do it.”
Marty gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch.
“Wow,” says the driver to his wife. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now!”