Category: Funny Jokes

“Hi handsome! Is that a gun in your hand or are you justpleased to see me?”“It’s a gun,” he replied

He’s called Jack the Whistler because by putting two fingersin his mouth his whistle can be heard over a mile away. Oneevening, Jack takes his girlfriend down lovers’ lane and bythe time they’re ready to go home it’s very late and they catchsight of the last bus disappearing round the corner.“Quick, Jack, whistle,” urges the…

Mum walks into the bedroom to find her daughter in fits oftears.“Oh mum, it’s so unfair. Yesterday, Derek said he’d buy me adiamond ring if I stayed the night with him. So I did, but allhe bought was a cheap trinket.”“My darling,” says Mum. “Always remember this and youwon’t fall into the trap again. When…

After thrashing away for a good five minutes, the man layback on the bed smiling smugly.“How was it for you, darling, good?”“Quite painless actually,” she replied. “I never felt a thing.”

A girl was sitting on table . Her friend saw markson her knees . “Why have you got those marks on your knees?” her friendasked.“Oh, it’s making love, doggie style.”“Well, why don’t you change positions?”“I’m willing, but the dog isn’t.”

The boy was so frustrated. He’d been seeing this girl forover a month but apart from some kissing and cuddling,he’d never made a move on her because he was embarrassed at the small size of his willy. Eventually, he plucked up all hiscourage took it out and placed it in her hand.“No thanks,” she said,…

A couple sat inside their parked car in the empty parking lot. The soft glow of the dashboard’s lights illuminated their faces, creating an intimate ambiance. Their hands intertwined, fingers gently tracing each other’s, as they shared a quiet moment of togetherness. Outside, the world buzzed with life, but within the confines of their car,…

A rather reticent young girl was asked how she got on withher new boyfriend.“Let’s just say my legs are my best friends,” she repliedmysteriously.“Oh come on,” said her mate. “What does that mean?”“It means he came on too strong so I walked home.”A few weeks later the two friends were talking and the girl’smate asked…

It was 11.30 at night as the young couple made their way backfrom the pub. Suddenly they could contain their passion nolonger and stopping by a fence he took her there and then.Unfortunately their excitement was so boisterous that thefence was knocked down and the sound brought thehouseholder storming down the garden.“What the hell’s going…

A couple was making love . Oh my darling,” whispered the passionate young man. “AmI the first man you’ve ever made love to?”“Yes, yes,” she replied, looking bored. “Why do men alwaysask the same silly question?