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The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have s*xual interc0urse?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have int*rc0urse,” and charged them $80. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would…
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily s*x My girlfriend insists that it says ‘dyslexia’ but what does she know
He hires one of the local indian guides to help him track the buffalo and let him know when one is coming. They are walking along when the guide halts the hunter, puts his ear to the ground and announces “buffalo come.” The guy readies his rifle, looks everywhere but sees nothing. He turns to…
Why does a 16-inch vegetarian pizza give you a lot more pizza than a 16-inch pepperoni? Because it’s mushroomier
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop for a shave and a haircut.He tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread…
BOSS: Do you believe in life after death ? EMPLOYEE : Certainly Not ! There’s No Proof of It. BOSS: Well, There Is Now. After You Left early Yesterday to go to your Uncle’s funeral, He Came Here Looking For You.
A woman is concerned that she may have a big v@gina. She confides in a friend who tells her to go home get undressed and then put a mirror on the floor,stand over it and she will know. So she goes home and does exactly that. At that same moment her husband comes in from…
A woman got up and out of bed and stretched and a penny fell out of her privates. She thought it was odd but kept on with her morning routine. She went to put on a pot of coffee and a nickel fell out of her privates. She was concerned but continued her morning routine….
As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil. Satan: Why so glum? Guy: What do you think? I’m in hell! Satan: Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Satan: Well you’re gonna…
The boss says “You seem like a nice guy. If you marry my daughter, I’ll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Ferrari, and a million dollar annual salary.” The employee asks what’s wrong with her. The boss shows him a picture, and she’s hideous. The boss says, “It’s only fair to…