YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
A guy is in a bar and sees some attractive looking woman sitting there. Maybe 50 but with a killer body. He buys her a drink. She asks him if he wants a deer hunter special. He asks what that is. She says that her husband is away deer hunting for days. The deer hunter…
18 year old Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a small mountain. Her mom responded, “Maria, they just wanted to see your p@nties!” Maria replied, “See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!”
Two older women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day.“I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That makes me terribly nervous,” the first one said.“Oh, my Elmer used to do the same thing,” the other woman commented. “But I broke him of that habit real quick.”“What did you do?”“I hid…
A man notices that his wife’s вuтт is growing in size. “I’m sure your вuтт is as huge as my grill.”His wife scoffs, but he grabs a tape measure, measures her bottom, measures the grill, and taunts her that they’re approximately the same size.That night, he attempts to see if he can strike it rich….
A blonde in a miniskirt tells her friend, “A guy made me an offer today. He said he’ll give me $30 if I make a handstand. So I did, of course.”Her friend replies,“Come on, he just wanted to see your раnтiеs.”The blonde girl replies,“Hey I’m not that sтuрid. I took them off before!”
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.“All right children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I were to get into a man’s pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?”Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts…
A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this. “Mother of six,” he would say, “what’s for dinner tonight? Get me a вееr!” She gets…
He asks the bartender, “Hey, can I pay for my beer with this bag of potatoes?” “Funny you should ask that,” says the bartender. “My wife just called. She’s making a stew and forgot the potatoes.” The bartender takes the potatoes and gives the man his beer. A week later, the same man walks into…
There was this guy who went into a bar. He went up to the bartender and said, “Bartender, are you a bettin’ man?” The bartender replied, “Certainly! I’m ALWAYS a bettin’ man!” To which the man said, “I’ll bet you $50 that I can lick my right eye.” The bartender thought about this a while and finally…
Two men, an American and a Russian were arguing. One said, “in my country I can go to the white house walk to the president’s office and pound the desk and say “Mr president! I don’t like how you’re running things in this country!” “I can do that too!” “Really?” “Yes! I can go to…