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just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it..”The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What”s so special about it?”The cowboy explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.” The lady says,“What”s it telling you now?” Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.” The woman giggles and replies “Well it…
A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sxx. When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken about sxx, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on…
Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.” Wife asks, “Is that you, or the whisky talking?” Husband replies, “It’s me….. talking to whisky.”
Two Girls into a toilet and they both got locked in.The first shouts:First – Help, help!The second one suggests:Second – Let’s shout together.Now they both shout:– Together, together…
After 40 years of hard work, a man retired with $5,000,000.00 which he had gained through courage, diligence, initiative, skill, devotion to duty, thrift, efficiency, shrewd investment.And the death of an uncle who left him $4,999,999.50.
do the paperwork, so the man is left alone for a while in Death’s office. He thinks to himself about what he wants to do when he gets there, he could eat all of the delicious foods he never got to try on earth, he could drive the best sports cars he could imagine, he…
