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the window to catch a few winks.The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.” Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says,…
young man supposed to do he asked?”The doctor replied: “The younger man will wave towel at your wife while you guys are !ntimate.”So they found a young good looking guy who was willing to wave a towel at the old man’s wife, while he was trying to please her.They tried over and over, but he…
ran into the police station and tell themwhat happened and thepolice asked “Are you crazy” and Crazy said “yes I’m crazy”and he got kicked out ofthe police station Lesson: Never name yourchild Somebody, Nobody, and Crazy
were both still wide awake and they both knew it.He said: “I’m sorry to bother you, but would you bewilling to reach into the closet under your bed toget me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.” “I have a better idea,” she replied “Just fortonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.” “That’s a great idea!”, he…
but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass.Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks…
A woman and baby are in the doctorssurgery, the doc is concerned about thebaby’s weight, “Is he bottle fed or breastfed?The woman replies, “Breast fed.”The doc gets her to str!p down to herwaist so he can examine her breasts.He pinches her nipples and sucks and rubsboth breasts for a while …“No wonder the baby is…
it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.” The Angel thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question. The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word. The Angel immediately said, “OK, your Majesty, you may go into…
farmer. As they clinked glasses he added: ‘What are you celebrating?’‘My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!’ ‘What a coincidence!’ said the man. ‘I’m a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile,but today they are all laying eggs…
