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gynaecologist decide they better get the father who was too squeamish to be in the delivery room.So the father looks between his wife’s legs. The baby’s head pops out again. “Hey, you my dad?”Father “Yes!”Baby, “Well come here” and a tiny arm squeezes out, and starts to punch the top of the father’shead nonstop while…
A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date.Finally, he arrived after midnight.“Were you worried, father?”“Yes, I was really worried… I want to know how much did that date cost you…”“It cost me only four euros!”“Hmm, it’s not that much.”“I know father… But the girl didn’t have any more…
anything to live for. He couldn’t concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked…
A hardcore Chartered Accountant gets home late one night. His wife angry and upset, says, “Where the hell have you been?” He replies, “I was out getting a tattoo!” “A tattoo?” She frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?” “I got a thousand Dollar note on my privates,” he said proudly. “What the hell…
ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You’re a disgrace to this Catholic family.’‘OK, Dad… as ye wish. I only came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat,title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a 5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling newMercedes limited edition convertible that’s…
