YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Nathan informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and Nathan advised that only the saliva of Sid would work as the…
I’m Chinese,” the Chinese man says. “Chinese, Japanese” what’s the difference?A few minutes later, the Chinese man slaps the Jewish man. “What was that for?” asks the Jew.“It’s for the Titanic.” “The Titanic? That was an iceberg…”“Iceberg, Goldberg, what’s the difference?” says the Chinese man.
goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies,“I’d guess about 29.”The woman replies with a big smile,“Nope, I’m 50.”Now she’s feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and…
like the perfect vacation for me. IfI can relax and do it naked, that’s a win-win.”“I’m an accountant,” said the second man. “I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same.”The first two men turned to the third, sad man. “What do you do?” they asked.“I’m a pickpocket,” said the third man. “My…
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should cut down on drinks. Patient: I don’t touch a drop. Doctor: You should cut down on smoking. Patient: I don’t smoke. Doctor: You should stop taking drugs. Patient: I don’t do drugs. Doctor: You should cut down on womanizing. Patient: Haven’t…
front row said, “Excuse me, Father, but do you meanshe and her first husband, or she and her second husband?”The priest replied, “I mean her legs.”
