Category: Funny Jokes
A Family On Nuude Beach
A man, his wife, and his son all go to a nuude beach. Naturally, the young son has lots of questions. He runs to his father, “Dad! Dad! All of the women have these things hanging from their chests!” His father tells him, “Son, those are breasts. The women with large ones are dumb and…
Her daughter is pregnant but she did not sleep with anyone. But How ?
The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out of it.A few moments later, the mother says, “Is there something wrong out there, doctor?”The doctor replies, “No, not really. It’s just that the last time something like this happened, a star appeared in the East and three wise men came over the hill….
The Harder you Rub – Bigger it Gets
But the next day when she came in, she found the same thing again – “PEN!S”, this time written slightly larger. So she rubbed it out again, and went on with the lesson.Again next day, in larger letters, there was the word “PEN!S” again. With a red face she rubbed it out and went on…
Large Woman in the Bar
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?” One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!” So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?” That’s about as…
Man and Woman on The beach
A woman with no arms and no legs is sitting on the beach crying.A man walks up to her and says “What’s wrong?” She replies “I’ve never been hugged before.” The man looks around and gives her a hug. The next day he encounters the same woman, crying again on the beach. He asks her…
Husband Hires a Private Investigator for Cheating Wife
there. Once there the PI hands him a pair of binoculars and points across the street at the neighboring high rise.There is one of the windows is his wife getting it on with a coworker. Fuming with rage he says to the PI “how much would it cost me for you to shoot his dick…
Redhead With Glass eye is Very Clever
and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The…
My wife asks me to peel off Garlic
Judge: Why do you want divorce? Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils. Judge: What’s the problem in this? Just warm up the Garlic, it will be easy to peel it. Before cutting Onions just chill them in the refrigerator and then while cutting them the eyes won’t burn….