Category: Funny Jokes
Overweight Guy Wants Lose Weight
catch me, you can have me.”As soon as he sees her, she takes off running. He tries to catch her, but is unable. This continues for a week, at the end of which, the man has lost 10 pounds. After this he tries the next weight loss plan, 15 pounds in a week. The next…
Prepare Three Envelopes
Morris called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press, and Wall Street, responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him. About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined…
Taxi Driver Goes On Date
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have s*x when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a h00ker and I charge $20 for s*x.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After…
Lady Got a Hilarious Reply from Men
MORE FUNNY JOKES When the husband became ashamed after listening to his wife
When the husband became ashamed after listening to his wife
MORE FUNNY JOKES Tragedy In Honeymoon
Tragedy In Honeymoon
Newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: “Darling, why don’t you brew us some coffee?” Wife looks confused: “But that’s your task, honey.” “What? Why?” “It’s all over the Bible, dearest.” “The Bible says nothing about who’s supposed to be brewing coffee!” The wife grabs hold of a copy and…