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the frog from his pocket, smiled at it, then put it back into his pocket.A few minutes later, the frog said, “Boy, if you kiss me and turn me backinto a beautiful princess, I will do ANYTHING you want!” The boy took the frog from his pocket, smiled,and put it back. Finally, the frog cried,…

A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:“Jim, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt…

scraping the ground with his hoof.”Don’t bother competing with that guy,”says the other old bull. “You’re too old. He’d laugh at you.” “I’m not trying to compete with him,” replies the firstold bull. “I just want him to know I’m not a cow.” MORE FUNNY JOKES Chuck Norris at His Best

MORE FUNNY JOKES A Ma‌‌n i‌‌‌‌s Bein‌‌g Felease‌‌d f‌‌ro‌‌m a‌‌‌‌ U‌‌‌‌S Hospital

“‌‌Oh‌‌, I‌‌‌‌ g‌‌ues‌‌s I‌‌‌‌ c‌‌a‌‌n u‌‌nderstan‌‌d t‌‌hat”, s‌‌ay‌‌s t‌‌h‌‌e m‌‌an‌‌.S‌‌‌‌o t‌‌he‌‌y k‌‌ee‌‌p w‌‌alking‌‌, a‌‌n‌‌d i‌‌‌‌n t‌‌h‌‌e n‌‌ex‌‌t r‌‌oo‌‌m h‌‌‌‌e f‌‌ind‌‌s a‌‌‌‌ m‌‌al‌‌e p‌‌atien‌‌t r‌‌eceivin‌‌g a‌‌‌‌ b‌‌lo‌‌w j‌‌o‌‌b f‌‌ro‌‌m a‌‌‌‌ n‌‌urse‌‌. S‌‌‌‌o t‌‌h‌‌e m‌‌a‌‌n t‌‌urn‌‌s t‌‌‌‌o t‌‌h‌‌e n‌‌urs‌‌e e‌‌scortin‌‌g h‌‌i‌‌m a‌‌n‌‌d p‌‌roclaims‌‌, “‌‌Ok‌‌, n‌‌o‌‌w y‌‌o‌‌u h‌‌av‌‌e s‌‌om‌‌e e‌‌xplainin‌‌g t‌‌‌‌o d‌‌o.‌‌”T‌‌h‌‌e n‌‌urs‌‌e s‌‌hrugs‌‌, a‌‌n‌‌d t‌‌he‌‌n r‌‌eplies‌‌, “‌‌Sam‌‌e…

They even began to wonder if he might be a loyalist sympathizer. Finally, one day when he returned from nature’s call, they asked him: “What do you think of the art in the privy?” “I can think of no more appropriate place for that portrait.” The English are shocked, and the Ambassador continues, “Nothing would…

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goes to make it and realizes he doesn’t have any almonds.He does, however, have some hickory nuts. So he mashes them up and whips them into a daiquiri, assuming thedoctor won’t know the difference. The doctor comes in and is presented with the drink.He takes a sip and immediately notices something is up. “Is this…

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