YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
A little boy and his father are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex. The little boy asks his father, “Daddy, what are they doing?” The father says, “Making a puppy.” So they walk on and go home.A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex….
A big city doctor visits an Native American tribe full of men and he asks “How do you guys relieve your sexu@l tension?”“Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we’ll show you.” The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says “Since you’re…
A man walks into a barber shop and says, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a woman with the biggest, most beautiful breasts he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes. The man says, “You and I should spend some…
they go downstairs. The boys sit at the table andtheir mom greets them. “Good morning boys, what would you likefor breakfast?” Billy looks at his older brother, who smiles andthrows his arm over the back rest and says,“Ah hell mom, make it cheerios.” Their mom turns around and chases him up thestairs spanking him the…
batch of medals.”I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. Ten dollars,’ the guy says. Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’Because he’s a liar….
himself. He says “fu*k it. That guy way full shit. There’s no way one little drinkwill kill me.” And goes into the bar. The other 2 men; curious to see what happens, wait for him outside.Minutes later the alcoholic opens the bar door, takes one step onto the sidewalk, and drops dead. The other 2…
of the SS says “Mr President, I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is we’ve done a dna test on the urine, and found the culprit. It turns out it’s Mike Pence’s.” “That traitor”, shouts Trump. “I’ll have him hanged! Now, what did you say was the bad news?” “Well”, says the…