YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
One night a guy goes to get a room in a hotel. “Hello, I want a single room for the night please.” “Fine, sir, here’s one of our best rooms. Room 13,” says the concierge and hands him the keyThe guy goes upstairs, takes a shower and gets straight into bed. At about 2 0’clock…
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Little Johnny what his problem was so he replied, „I’m too smart for the first grade, my sister is in the third grade anf I’m smarter than her too.“ The teacher took him to the principal’s office and explained…
A man left for work one Friday afternoon.Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending all his wages.When he finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife.After two hours, she stopped nagging and said, “How would you like it if you…
An attractive women visits the gynecologist. She tells the doctor ” This is quite awkward to admit but I have very unusual problem ” The gynecologist assures her ” I have been doing this for 20 years now there is nothing i havnt seen before “ The women lay down on the chair and opened…
My boss, who is a fit woman, caught me in the shower room after work.She said to me “Would you mind taking my blouse off?” I replied, “Certainly,” and took it off. Then she turned around and said, “Would you take my skirt off too?” So I removed that as well. Then she finally asked…
A 70 year old V!RG!N Nun goes to a gynecologist . Because she is experiencing some discomfort. When she explains what’s going on, the gynecologist runs some tests. Later he came back into the room and told the nun that her tests are positive for crabs. “That’s impossible, my body hasn’t been touched by anyone.”…
One day he goes to his smart son and he tell him “Bring this duck to the market and sell it for 5 dollars. If you sell for any extra go ahead and take that to the whorehouse on your way back home.” So the son goes to the market with the duck, manages to…
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she…
The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. “Of course, my son,” said the priest. “Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my…
Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years.Two days before the group is to leave, Ron’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Ron’s mates are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do. Two days later the three mates get to the…