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A scrawny teenage boy asks his muscular friend how he gets so many girls to sleep with him. The muscular friend says, “Here’s what you do: next time there’s a party, get a large potato and stick it down your pants and act normal. You’ll see – that’ll turn you into a chick magnet.” A…
A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks. He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him. “Quiero calcetines,” said the man. “I don’t speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here,” said the salesgirl. “No, no quiero…
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.” Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen…
A woman complained to her friend she had a sore throat! The friend replied: “Whenever I have a sore throat, I just give my husband a BJ and the soreness goes away!” They meet the next day, and the woman says: I took your advice! You were right, the soreness disappeared immediately! “Your husband couldn’t…
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner. The girl tells her boyfriend that she would like to “do it” for the first time. The boy is ecstatic but he has never done it before so he goes to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy…
A Ballerina goes to the doctor, “Doc I am having terrible trouble with the most awful wind. Every time I pirouette I fart,” she cries. “Hmmm,” says the Doctor, “I’d like to see that if possible.” The ballerina get up, pirouettes and Phrrrt… farts loudly. “That’s amazing, do it again.” Again the pirouette is accompanied…
A husband says to his wife”I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time,” a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, “Your gun is bigger than your brother’s.”
There are three women. One is dating, one is engaged, and one is married. They decide to get kinky with their men and really pull out all the stops to make it extra special. The woman who is dating says, “Okay, so I bought black leather, red lipstick, fishnet stockings, and really got crazy. He…
SAD STORY: A little boy was so jealous of his newborn brother so that he put poison on the n*pple of his mom. The next day their driver died.
The madam opened the door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. “May I help you sir?” she asked. The man replied, “I want to see Valerie.” “Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else”, said the madam….