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His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multi million dollar home and since the man’s lawyers were a little better he prevailed. He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes crates and suitcases. On the 2nd day…
Last year I replaced several windows in my house and they were the expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work has been completed for a whole year and I had yet to pay for them. Boy oh boy did we go ’round. Just…
Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife. He says “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.” Wife asks “Is that you, or the whisky talking?” Husband “It’s me… talking to whisky.”
A little boy caught his mom and dad having s*x. After, he asked, “What were you and daddy doing?” The mom said, “We were baking a cake.” A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, “Were you and daddy baking a cake?” She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered,…
A woman was helping her computer-illiterate husband set up his computer. At one point, he needed to choose and enter a new password. Something he will use to log on, every time. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife’s…
Tillie and Millie, two old girl friends, met for lunch. “I married a wealthy clothing manufacturer,” announced Tillie, “and he bought me a yacht for my birthday.” “Astounding!” said Millie. “I have charge accounts in all the department stores,” said Tillie. “‘Astounding!” said Millie. “I have a drawer full of rubies and emeralds and my…
A widowed Jewish lady, still in very good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach near Tel Aviv. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up…
Amy phones her husband at work Sam do you have time for a chat? Sorry darling this is not a good time – I m about to go into a board meeting But this won t take long Amy says I just want to tell you some good news and some bad news I really…
A 60 years old lady was standing next to the railing on a cruise ship. She was using both hands to hold her hat onto her head so it wouldn’t blow away…. A gentleman approached the lady and said ….. “Ma’am, …. I am sorry to bother you but the wind is blowing your dress…
The 98 year old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink but she refused. Then one of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a…