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A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady,” the doctor began, “you’re pregnant.” “But that can’t be. The only men I’ve been with are nudists and in, our colony we practice make love only with our eyes.” “Well my dear,” said the doctor, “someone in that colony…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini, “I want to feel your bre@sts” he exclaimed. “Get away from me, you crazy old man” she replied. “I want to feel your bre@sts, I will give you twenty dollars,” he says. “Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get…
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you…
three drunk guys decide to go to the joy house. The madam sees them coming and tells the girls to just throw some blow up dolls in the rooms and turn the lights out. The guys are so drunk the won’t know the difference. 30 minutes later the fellas are back out on the street….
Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly they see a n@ked women, then one of the boys run away. The other chases after him. The boy asked “Why did u run away?” The other said “My mom told me if i saw a naked women i’d turn to stone, i already felt…
A mom is breastfeeding her baby twins. One day, one of the twins realized that there is more milk coming from the breast where his twin sibling is feeding on. Because of extreme jealousy, he put poison on that specific breast while everyone is asleep. The next day, the twins’ uncle died.
A woman consulted a plastic surgeon and asked for a breast enlargement. After the doctor explained the procedure and the costs she stated that she couldn’t afford that much. The doctor replies that he recently heard of a new method: „Just take some toilet paper and rub it up and down your chest once or…
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had s*x: “Tarzan not know s*x!” He replied. Jane explained to him what s*x was. Tarzan said. “Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree!” Horrified, she said. “Tarzan you…
Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. “I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered. “What did he say,” asked the nurse. “OOPS!”
so an American man went to China and had fun with many of their ladies while not using protection the entire time he was there a week after arriving back home in the states he wakes one morning to find his manhood covered with bright green and purple spots horrified he immediately goes to see…