YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
Madge was driving down the highway and pulled over to the side of the road when the policeman driving behind her turned on his lights and siren. She didn’t have her seat belt on, so as soon as she stopped she quietly slipped it on before the officer got to her window. After talking to…
My long-passed grandfather’s birthday is coming up, and for me, it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and the advice he used to give! Much was wasted because I…
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and…
A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjack’s door. When he opened, the man introduced himself as Logan and that he was here for the…
An Amish man named Smith was injured when he and his horse were struck by a car at a rural intersection. Smith later sued the driver. In court, he was cross-examined by the driver’s lawyer: Lawyer: “Mr. Smith, you’ve told us all about your injuries. But according to the accident report, you told the investigating…
Larry, the hot young businessman, had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful modern office and had it furnished with state-of-the art furniture and gadgets. Sitting there on his first day, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, Larry picked up the phone and started…
Burt walks into a bar with his mobile in the hand. He approaches the bartender and asks, “What’s the Wifi password?” The bartender looks at him and says, “You need to buy a drink first.” Burt nods and says, “Okay, I’ll have a coke.” The bartender asks, “Is Pepsi okay?” Burt answers, “Sure. How much is…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became impatient. “Sir,” the usher said, “if you don’t get up from there I’m going…
Little Bruce comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” answers Bruce. His mother tells him that until he completes them, he won’t be getting any breakfast. That makes Bruce a bit mad but he pushes off to feed the chickens and kicks one. He goes on…
Old man Dinesh goes to consult with his village doctor. When he gets to see him, he complains about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out the old man’s leg, but can’t find anything wrong. So he gives the old guy a full physical…