He couldn’t wait to brag to her and indeed she was sointerested in him, they went back to his house together.The next day she became his stepmother. MORE FUNNY JOKES Man Got Free Dishwasher

A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation the man yelled. FREE DISHWASHER! MORE FUNNY JOKES There was an American man who lived in Thailand

The man was horrified. He went back to Thailand to see a Thai doctor thinking he would know more about it. The doctor said “Oh yes, pongolion HP, very rare. yes” said the Thai Doctor. The American doctor wants to amputate my p*nis, the man said. “Stupid a american doctor, make more money that way,…

Wife: Doing her makeup💄 early morning straight out from Bed Husband: Are you crazy ⁉😡 Wife: Just shut up, I need to unlock my phone. Its on face recognition feature and it is not recognizing me. Husband: Laughing Loudly MORE FUNNY JOKES When alien couple Get down on farmer’s field

a green penis that’s about an inch long erect and narrow like a pencil.The farmer’s wife giggles a little until the alien twists his left ear. His penis extends to 13 inches. The alien then twists his right ear and hispenis thickens to the width of a Red Bull can. The next morning the aliens…

are feeling and why you are feeling this way. Sergio says “When I was a young chick, I was abused by a relative. My parents did not believe me. Then, my older brother Jesus Cortez, was killed horrifically in a farming accident. He was shredded into chicken fingers right before my eyes. My parents blamed…

missing. Did you eat them?”The chief of the Tribe checks with his people and says: “No sir, we have not eaten anybody. It must be a coincidence.” The CEO is skeptical but he has no evidence so he dismisses the Tribe. Once they are away from the other employees, the chief turns to hisTribe and…

Teacher: Whats the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?Student: Bamba’lakkadi Jimba.Teacher: I dont understand any thing you said .Student : Same Here .

Two homeless guys are on the street in front of the Vatican.One has a big cross and the other a star of David.The pope sees them and stops his whole entourage to go speak to them.He says to the beggar under the star of David, “my son this is a Catholic country. You’re never going…

The Queen nods in assent, saying “you do not have the look of a man who could please his mistress when you hold her n@ked in your arms. For your beard is little more than the kind of fuzz that ladies have in certain places, and it is easy to tell from the state of…