Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Thomas replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like…

A masked man walks into a bank and holds it up at gunpoint to rob the bank. In the process of robbing the bank, his mask fell off. He quickly put it back on his face and asked the teller directly ahead of him if she saw his face. She admitted that she did, so…

A beautiful day, a man went for a walk with his new girlfriend. As they were strolling, they stumbled upon a pair of dogs mating. The girlfriend, curious about the process, asked the man, “How does the male know when the female is ready for love?” The man, with a smirk, replied, “It’s nature. He…

An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in the doctor asked so what do you attribute your good health the old-timer said I’m a golfer and that’s why I’m in such good shape I’m up well before daylight…

Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea,” a patient told his urologist on the phone. “The only woman he’s screwed is our maid.” “OK, don’t be hard on him. He’s just a kid,” the doc soothed. “Get him in here right away and I’ll take care of him.” “But, Doc, I’ve been screwing the maid,…

A Man Walks Into a S*x Shop and approaches the sales-person. man: Hey dude, can you get me a blow up doll. Sales-Person: Sure brother. Would you like a Christian one or a Muslim one. man, confused, asks: What’s the difference? Sales-Person: Well, the Muslim one blows itself up.

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window… He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. “Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor?…

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having s*x on a bench. The little girl says “Mommy what are they doing?” The mother hesitates then quickly replies “Ummm… they are making cakes. now come on, we’ll go to the Zoo” At the Zoo,…

A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents… After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancé to his study for a drink. “So, what are your plans?” the father asks the young man. “I am a scholar,” he replies. “A scholar?”…

Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, “Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open.” He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that…