There was once a hard-working and generous farmer who had several idle and greedy sons. On his deathbed he told them that they would find his treasure if they were to dig in a certain field. As soon as the old man was dead, the sons hurried to the fields, which they dug up from…

I have this tree analogy when I think of people in my life, be it friends, family, acquaintances, employees, co-workers, whomever…They­ are all placed inside what I call my tree test. It goes like this: Leaf People Some people come into your life and they are like leaves on a tree. They are only there…

A horrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory in Mumbai. Once all the mess has been cleared up, an inquiry begins. One of the few survivors is pulled up to make a statement. “Okay Ramul,” says the investigator, “you were near the scene, what happened?” “Well, it’s like this. Old Suraj was in the mixing…

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?” The clerk says, “Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I…

Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant in San Francisco. “Sid,” asked Al, “Are there any Jews in China?” “I don’t know,” Sid replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?” When the waiter came by, Al said, “Are there any Chinese Jews?” “I don’t know sir, let me ask,” the waiter replied and…

Two women were sitting in the doctor’s waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. “I want a baby more than anything in the world,” said the first, “But I guess it is impossible.” “I used to feel just the same way,” said the second. “But then everything changed. That’s why I’m here. I’m going…

A traveller approached a little village shop in county Clwyd, Wales. Upon entering, he noticed a sign saying “DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!” posted on the glass door. Inside he saw a harmless-looking dog asleep on a rug besides the cash register. He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog we are supposed to beware…

Little Jenny  isn’t a very good student. She gives an especially poor performance at religion classes. One day, the teacher asks Little Jenny a question. “So Jenny, could you tell me who created the world?” Little Jenny is thinking hard, but she doesn’t really now the answer. Suddenly, Little Johnny who’s sitting behind her stabs…

Two professors were arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first professor yells, “There is no way that your son is dumber. My son has to be THE stupidest kid on Earth.” The other professor says, “No way, Jose. My son is the bigger idiot.”…

A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait for a long time, she decided to buy a book to read and a packet of cookies to snack on. She sat down in an armchair in the VIP room of the airport…