A city man was visiting a small farm in rural North Carolina. While he was strolling around, taking in the sights of country living, he saw the farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner. The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby apple tree, and the pig would eat the apples off…

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the report about one frog who called the Psychic Hotline: The frog asks the psychic, “When will I find a girlfriend?” The psychic says, “I see you are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know…

There was this gas station in redneck country, trying to increase its sales. One day, the owner came up with an idea and put up a sign saying “Free Sex with Fill-up.” Soon a redneck customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a…

Cameron brought his baby boy, Jaylen, to the pediatrician for his first checkup. As the doctor finished, he commented, “You have a cute baby.” Smiling and proud, Cameron answered, “I bet you say that to all new parents.” “No,” the doctor replied, “just to those whose babies really are good-looking.” “So what do you say…

A large outsourcing company in New York, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired Jack as a new CEO. Feeling heady as the new boss, Jack is determined to demonstrate his decision-making ability and wants to immediately take action to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, Jack notices…

Tommy went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, Tommy’s grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. Looking at his breakfast, Tommy noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather, “Are these plates clean?” His…

A man bought a new gadget (unassembled, of course) and after reading and rereading the assembly instructions still couldn’t figure out how it went together. Finally, he sought the help of an old handyman working in his backyard. The old fellow picked up the pieces, studied them, and then began assembling the gadget. In just…

Connor, the young Irish dude walked into the local welfare office with his pants hanging half down off his butt, two golden front teeth, and a half-inch thick gold chain around his neck to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just hate drawing welfare. I’d…

A man wakes up and finds himself lying alone in a hospital room. He has no recollection of how he got there. While pondering it, his bedside phone rings, and he answers it. A doctor on the other end identifies himself, and tells the man: “I have really bad news. You’re very sick. After your…

A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a large-size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. “Nope, no laundry,” the boy said, “I’m going to wash my dog.” “You shouldn’t…