Little Johnny is in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon. The teacher decides to have a game for the kids to get them thinking. “Okay, class. Now I’m going to say a famous quote, and the first person to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off,” says the…

A priest was preparing a man for his long journey into the night. Speaking firmly, the priest said, “Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!” The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked, “Why do you refuse to…

Aldric was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender. Worse, she  hadn’t gotten the license number. “What kind of car was he driving?” he asked her. “I don’t know,” said Samantha. “I never can tell one car from another!” At that, Aldric decided the time had…

A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said, “There might be a problem. You see, I only have room for two to sleep, one of you must sleep in the barn.” “No problem,”…

Sometimes trivia nails it! The U.S. Standard railroad gauge – the distance between the rails – is 4 feet, 8.5 inches (that’s 143.51 centimetres). That’s an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that’s the way they built them in England, and English expatriates designed the U.S. Railroads. Why did the English build…

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings, which happened to be on display. “I have good news and bad news,” the gallery owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death.”…

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “Once a week?” A third of the audience…

One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers. The little boy is kneeling at his bed saying, “God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa.” The father thought the wording was a bit strange, but he soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died. A month later the father heard his son…

Naveen asked Girish to help him fix the antenna at his house. So, after work, the two just went straight over to Naveen’s house. When they got to the door, Naveen went straight to his wife Nishi. Gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her…

Hymie Goldberg and his friend Moishe are having a drink in the clubhouse between races. “A weird thing happened to me a few years ago,” says Hymie. “It was the seventh day of the seventh month, and my little Herschel was seven years old that day. We lived in apartment number seven, and I got…