A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the head lumberjack’s door. When he opened, the man introduced himself as Logan and that he was here for the…

An Amish man named Smith was injured when he and his horse were struck by a car at a rural intersection. Smith later sued the driver. In court, he was cross-examined by the driver’s lawyer: Lawyer: “Mr. Smith, you’ve told us all about your injuries. But according to the accident report, you told the investigating…

Larry, the hot young businessman, had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful modern office and had it furnished with state-of-the art furniture and gadgets. Sitting there on his first day, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, Larry picked up the phone and started…

Burt walks into a bar with his mobile in the hand. He approaches the bartender and asks, “What’s the Wifi password?” The bartender looks at him and says, “You need to buy a drink first.” Burt nods and says, “Okay, I’ll have a coke.” The bartender asks, “Is Pepsi okay?” Burt answers, “Sure. How much is…

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The man groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became impatient. “Sir,” the usher said, “if you don’t get up from there I’m going…

Little Bruce comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores. “Not yet,” answers Bruce. His mother tells him that until he completes them, he won’t be getting any breakfast. That makes Bruce a bit mad but he pushes off to feed the chickens and kicks one. He goes on…

Old man Dinesh goes to consult with his village doctor. When he gets to see him, he complains about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out the old man’s leg, but can’t find anything wrong. So he gives the old guy a full physical…

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him. Suddenly, from…

The preacher of a small village has a bright 5-year-old daughter. She often noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. She asked him, “Dad, why are you doing that every Sunday?” “Well, Honey,” he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages,…

Cecil, the collector of rare books ran into his long-time acquaintance Percy and they decided to have a chat in a pub. Nursing their ales, Percy told Cecil he had just recently thrown away an old Bible that he had found in a dusty, old box in the attic. He mentioned that he had noticed it…