A woman slips in her bathroom

A woman slips [email protected] in her bathroom, does the splits & ends up suctioned to the floor by her fanny. Her husband tries but can’t budge her so calls his mate who says: “I’ll go get a hammer, we can break the tiles and lift her.”

The husband says: “OK. I’ll lick her ear & play with her t*ts while your gone.” “Why?” asks his mate.

The husband replies: “If I can get her wet, maybe we can slide her to the kitchen where the tiles are fu*king cheaper…”