So, a woman found out her husband was cheating. She grabbed a large knife, intending to cut off his manhood while he slept. She lifted the blanket and raised the knife over her head, but as she swung it down, he moved slightly, and she ended up chopping off his leg instead.
The husband called the police, and they arrested her for assault and attempted murder. However, given all the circumstances, the judge decided that she was only guilty of a missed de-wiener.