A nun and a monk are riding on a camel in the desert for days. Suddenly, the camel falls over and dies. Both panic, but know that they have to accept their deaths. So, the nun says to the monk, I know that we will die. So I want to tell you that I always wanted to see a naked man. The monk says, yeah, that’s also what I always wanted. So the monk took off his clothes and is butt naked. The nun asks him, what is that between your legs? The monk answers, it’s a magic wand. When I put it in somewhere, new life emerges. The nun says, put it in the camel, then we can ride on.