A married couple walked into the shoe Shop.The salseman said to them, “I have some special shoe I think you’d be interested in. They make you wild with s*xual desire like a great dessert camel” Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man had claimed, but her husband felt he really didn’t need them, being a s*x hero as he was. The husband, “how could shoe make you into a s*x freak?” The salesman replied, why don’t you see for yourself?” Well , the husband after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn’t seen in years– raw s*xual power. In a blink of an eye the husband rushed up too the salesman threw him on the table and started tearing at the guy’s pants. All the time the Salesman was screaming, “YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET! YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET”
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