A man and woman had been married for 30 years,
and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having s*x.
He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn’t please her, so he always used a big d*ld* on her.
All these years she had no clue.
One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a d*ld*.
She said “I knew it, @ssh*le, explain the d*ld*!”
He said, “Explain the kids!”
