A man and a woman went to court disputing over custody of their child. The Judge asked the woman to rise and argue her case …..
The Judge asked the woman to rise and argue her case for why she should be awarded custody of the child.
The woman replied, “Your Honor, I brought this child into the world with pain and labor. I have been responsible for the child’s upbringing and care since birth. The father has never been involved in the child’s life until now, when he suddenly wants custody. I believe it is in the child’s best interest to remain with me.”
The Judge then turned to the man and asked him to make his case.
The man replied, “Your Honor, if I put a dollar into a vending machine and a soda pops out, does the soda belong to me or to the machine?
