Clark Kent was lying on his
death bed with his wife Lois Lane laying
beside him after some time Lois said
darling I have to confess something
years ago I had an affair with Superman
it was only one night but I’ve regretted
it ever since I hope you can forgive me
you don’t need to worry about that
because Clark said as he took off his
glasses I am Superman even if you didn’t
know it was me in my eyes you were
always faithful oh thank God said Lois I
can’t tell you what a weight that is off
my chest glad we cleared that up said
Clark so I guess this means you were
Batman
