A deaf couple was in bed, preparing to be int-m@te.
The wife asked her husband if he was feeling k*nky.
He asked her why, and she described a s*xu@l act she had recently learned about.
She explained how she would wear a str@p-on and stand on the side of the bed, holding his feet high in the air until his legs went numb.
Then she would p*netr*te him, and his numb lower half wouldn’t feel it until she was already inside him.
It’s called the “Dead Peg Leg”.
“I don’t know,” he replied, “I’ve never heard of it. “
“That’s because you’re deaf you silly idiot!”