A well-earned one dollar bill and a similarly distressed 100 bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be destroyed.
As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation.
The 100 bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.
“I’ve had a pretty good life,” the 100 bill proclaimed. “I’ve been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants and strip clubs in the world, and even a cruise to the Caribbean.”
“Wow,” said the one dollar bill. “You’ve really had an exciting life. So tell me, have you been to church throughout your lifetime?”
The one dollar bill replies, “Oh, I’ve been to Methodist Church, the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church…”
But then the 100 bill interrupts, “What’s a church?”