a well-earned one dollar bill and a
similarly distressed 100 Bill arrived at
a Federal Reserve Bank to be destroyed
as they moved along the conveyor belt to
be burned they struck up a conversation
the 100 Bill reminisced about its travel
all over the country
I’ve had a pretty good life the 100 Bill
per claimed I’ve been to Las Vegas and
Atlantic City the finest restaurants and
strip clubs in the world and even a
cruise to the Caribbean
wow set the one dollar bill
you’ve really had an exciting life so
tell me says the 100 Bill there have you
been throughout your lifetime the one
dollar bill replies
oh I’ve been to Methodist Church the
Baptist Church the Lutheran church but
then the 100 Bill interrupts what’s a
church