a young man and a young woman
meet while out dancing one night things
are going well and they are obviously
attracted to one another they go back to
the guy’s apartment and begin kissing
and embracing each other the guy tells
her you’re so beautiful I cannot wait
any longer I have some rubbers here
let’s do this the girl stops him and
explains look I really like you but my
family is deeply religious we can kiss
and hold hands but there will be no
screwing before marriage the young man
pulls out a piece of paper and begins
writing something down she asks what are
you writing there the guy hands her the
paper and says here’s my phone number
call me when you’re
married
