A business woman was very busy and had a hectic schedule. She called her husband and said, “Darling, I have to work late tonight. I was going to go shopping at the department store after I got off work, but I just don’t have the time. Would you be a dear, and stop at Hopkins department store and buy me a new bra? The husband said, Sure, I’ll stop by after work and pick that up for you. After he left his job, the man went to the department store and into the lingerie department. He found a saleswoman and said, My wife wanted me to buy her something, but I can’t remember what it was. The woman asked, Was it a girdle? The man said, No. She asked, Was it a garter belt? The man said, No. The woman asked, Was it a brassiere? The man said, Yes it was a bra! The saleswoman asked, What size? The husband said, I don’t know. The woman asked, Like a grapefruit? The man said, No. The woman’s asked, Like an orange? The man said, No. The woman asked, Like an egg? The man thought a moment and said, Yeah.
