Judge: Why do you want divorce?
Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils.
Judge: What’s the problem in this? Just warm up the Garlic, it will be easy to peel it. Before cutting Onions just chill them in the refrigerator and then while cutting them the eyes won’t burn. Before washing utensils just immerse them in water tub for 10 minutes , they can be easily washed. Before washing clothes in Surf, soak them in water for half an hour , all the stains will go away and even hands won’t get tired.
Petitioner: Understood Your honour. Please return my petition.
Judge: What have you understood?
Petitioner: That your condition is worse than mine.
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