A young politician campaigning for votes arranged to meet with a women’s group and discuss the subject of s*x. However, fearing his wife would not understand, he told her that he would be discussing the topic of sailing.
Later, the wife met up with one of the ladies from the group, who told her how entertaining her husband had been.
“I don’t understand it,” the wife said, “he knows so little about it.”
“No,” said the lady,” actually, he showed !nt!mate familiarity with the subject matter.”
“But he’s only tried it twice,” protested the wife, “the first time he couldn’t get it to unfurl, and the second time he became motion sick.”