Theres this girl,she is five. She goes spying on her big sister

Theres this girl,she is five.
She goes spying on her big sister and she hears her cussing out her boyfriend and she says,”you mother f*cking @sshole!”
Just then jill, thats the little girl,interrupts them talking and blurts out, “Big Sis,what does @sshole mean?
The girl surprised by the question,says BOYFRIEND!
Okay , so the girl runs off onto the bathroom.
Jill sneaks up on her dad while he was shaving and says boo!
THE dad says “Shit!”
So the girl ask her dad “What does shit mean?”
And he stammers “Shaving cream”.
So she said okay and went about her day.
Jill then runs into her mom, who was in the kitchen cutting the turkey.
Her mom is startled when Jill comes in, cuts her hand, and says “Fu*k!”.
So Jill ask “What does fu*k mean momma?”
And scramblimg for an answer, her mom says “cutting.”
All of the sudden, they hear the door.
Jill answers and sees her Dads boss at the door.
He ask “Sweetie, do you know where you everyone is at?”
And she says, “Well, my sister’s talking to her asshole, my Moms fu*king the turkey and my Dads wiping the shit off his face.”