I bumped into an old school friend at the store today.

I bumped into an old school friend at the store today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports cars.
Then he pulled out his phone and showed me a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”
I replied, “If you think she’s gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend!” He asked, “Why? Is she a supermodel?” I said, “No, she’s a plastic surgeon.”