John woke up one morning immensely

John woke up one morning immensely @roused so he turned over to his wife’s side of the bed.

His wife, Heather, had already awakened though and was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.

Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John texted:

The Tent Pole Is Up

The Canvas Is Spread

The Hell With Breakfast

Come Back To Bed!

Heather, grinning, answered:

Take The Tent Pole Down

Put The Canvas Away

The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage

No Circus Today!

John read it and quickly replied:

The Tent Pole’s Still Up

And The Canvas Still Spread

So Drop What You’re Doing

And Come Give Me Some Head!

Laughing, Heather fired back:

I’m Sure That Your Pole’s

The Best In The Land

But I’m Busy Right Now

So Do It By Hand!