My step-sister walked into my room one day and she says, “Hey, big brother… take off my shirt.”
So I took off her shirt.
Then she says, “Take off my skirt…”
So I took off her skirt.
Then she says, “Take off my bra and panties…”
So I took off her br@ and p@nties.
Then she says, “If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, I’m telling mom and dad!”