Professor X [sitting in his wheel chair] asks a girl, “what is your mutant power?” Girl replies: “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!” She points up and says: “3 pulls” Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off. Professor X: “Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power…” r>Girl: “Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics” Professor X, still standing: “Oh my god”
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