A soldier returns home to his wife after a year-long deployment overseas.
He wants to show her how he managed to go a year without having s*x with anybody else. “So how did you do it?” she asks. “I trained my d!ck to respond to drill commands like so.” He undoes his belt and drops his trousers. “d!ck, ten-HUT!” His p*nis springs straight up, erect and raring … Read more