A Man Ordered Quickie

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order: “What would you like, sir?” He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful … Read more

An old hillbilly has a beautiful young bride.

Rabbit Sellers Have S*x With Old Man’s Wife An old hillbilly has a beautiful young bride. One day a salesman comes to his door selling rabbits. “That’s a mighty fine looking rabbit you have there,” says the old man. “How much do you want for it? 11 “This one sells for 20 bucks,” says the … Read more

Little Boy Caught the Parents

A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down . The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, “What were you … Read more

She cheats on her husband for stranger

A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger. The three start to build a watchtower. The stranger offers to take first watch. While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger … Read more

A Woman Bumps in Man

A man is in a hotel lobby.He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her bre@st. They are both startled and he says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft … Read more

Hilarious Women

Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, “I know what I’m going to have.” The other to asked how. She replied, “Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy”. The red head said, “If your logic … Read more